Liven Up your Picnics with Fermented Condiments!

I am passionate about condiments: fermented condiments. “Why?” you ask. Because nearly every child in America eats ketchup, mustard, or mayo nearly every day…and while they used to aid digestion, now they are merely sugar (ketchup), vinegar (mustard) or unhealthy fat, (mayonnaise). Just check the labels…organic or not, ketchup from the store is tomatoes with  sugar… or worse, tomatoes with HFCS (high fructose corn syrup)! Organic or not, mustard is mustard seed and vinegar. Every mayonnaise currently in the stores … is made from unhealthy fats, namely soy oil or canola oil, or both! Making your own condiments—and fermenting  them— is an amazingly easy way to make a big difference in your child’s and your family’s health, and to “liven up” those summertime picnics with these live foods.  

Lacto-fermentation is an easy, inexpensive, wonderful way to add “gut good guys”—beneficial  bacteria, enzymes and vitamin C to your family’s diet. Stop popping all those probiotic pills,  and make lacto-fermented ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise…and salsa for those chips. 

If every mom or dad or grandparent made their children and grandchildren these condiments, we would be on our way to a health revolution! Just a few minutes to prepare, a few days on  the counter … and viola’! Live ketchup! Live mustard! Live mayo and salsa! One dollop or dip  towards better digestive health. You are going to eat condiments. Why not make them LIVE? 

Practical note of caution: lacto-fermented foods are powerful foods. Eating a lot of them if you  are not used to them can initiate “die-off” reactions, such as diarrhea (or vomiting in the  extreme). There is likely nothing wrong with the ferment; it was just too much too soon. If you  are not used to eating fermented foods daily, start incorporating them in small amounts – a teaspoon of fermented ketchup or mustard perhaps. If you or yours are inclined to eat an  entire bag of chips with salsa in one sitting, it may be a good idea to combine some regular, organic salsa with your fermented salsa – perhaps 50/50 – for a while until you get used to eating fermented foods.  

Here’s to a condiment revolution! Bon Appetit! 

Recipes 

You will need to make whey first to use in the following recipes. Whey is a simple protein found in milk. Most people can digest it easily. You are also welcome to skip the whey and use vegetable starter if you prefer not to use dairy due to allergy or sensitivity. Remember that the  best foods are organic foods, or those you grow yourself or purchase from a farmer you trust.  Tomatoes are especially toxic if they are not organic, as they are sprayed with multiple chemicals as fungicides, herbicides, etc. (If you are interested in learning which vegetables and  fruits are best bought organic, see the Environmental Working Group’s annual lists, the Clean 15 (those you can purchase conventional because of low pesticides, etc.), and Dirty Dozen (those vegetables and fruits that they strongly suggest you purchase organic because they are  the most contaminated; the “dirtiest”.)

Whey 

Ingredients 

  • 1 quart good quality plain, organic, grass-fed, whole milk yogurt or kefir, no fillers or additives – homemade is best 
  • 1 fine mesh strainer, preferably cone-shaped 
  • cheese cloth or tea towel 
  • 2 cup liquid measuring cup or bowl to fit strainer 

Instructions 

  1. Place strainer in liquid measure or bowl. Line the strainer with 2 layers of cheesecloth or a tea  towel. Alternatively, use a cloth nut milk bag, hung to drip over the liquid measure or bowl. 
  2. Spoon yogurt into strainer or nut milk bag. Whey will drip into the liquid measure and yogurt  cheese will remain in the strainer.  
  3. Leave on the counter to strain for 12-36 hours at room temperature. The longer you drip, the firmer the cheese.  

Note: One quart of yogurt will yield about 2 cups of whey and 1 cup of yogurt cheese. Store whey and the cheese in a glass jar in the refrigerator. Whey will last up to 6 months under  refrigeration. 

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Live, Fermented Ketchup 

Makes 2 pints 

Ingredients  

4 small cans or jars (24 oz.) organic tomato paste, or 24 oz. tomatoes that you have cooked  down, so no liquid remains 

4 tablespoons or ¼ cup whey (or use vegetable starter using instructions provided) 1 tablespoon sea salt 

¼ cup maple syrup – Grade B best, or liquid honey 

3 cloves garlic, mashed 

½ cup fish sauce (no MSG or soy) 

Instructions

Whisk all ingredients together in a large bowl.  

Put in wide mouth, pint jars, leaving at least one inch space from the top.  

Seal tightly and leave on the counter at room temperature (68-72°F/20-22°C) for 2-3 days. Then  place in the refrigerator.  

Note: Will keep for a month or so after opened. 

Live, Fermented Salsa 

makes 1 quart 

Ingredients 

4 medium organic tomatoes, peeled, seeded and diced 

1 medium organic onion, finely chopped—red or yellow 

1 small chili pepper, hot or mild, or more if preferred 

6-8 cloves organic garlic, peeled and finely chopped 

1 bunch cilantro, chopped (or another herb such as basil, Thai basil, oregano, or a combination) 1 tablespoon sea salt 

4 tablespoons whey or an additional tablespoon of sea salt (or use vegetable starter using  instructions provided) 

pure water, if needed to cover tomatoes 

Instructions 

To peel and seed tomatoes, remove the core and “score” with an “X” on the bottom. With a  slotted spoon, drop tomatoes in a pot of boiling water for about 10 seconds. Remove and peel.  Cut tomatoes in half, squeeze out and discard seeds. Then chop coarsely.  

Stir all the ingredients in a bowl and then transfer to a wide mouth ball jar. Be sure the liquid  covers salsa and leave one inch space from the top. Seal tightly with a two-piece lid.  

Leave on the counter at room temperature (68-72°F/20-22°C) for 2 days or until the lid is taut  (you cannot press it down with your finger; no longer than 5 days) and then place in the  refrigerator.  

Note: Will keep for about 2 weeks after opened.  

Live, Fermented Mayonnaise  

makes 1 ½ cups

Ingredients  

1 whole, pastured egg at room temperature 

2 pastured egg yolks at room temperature 

1 forkful mustard (fermented best), or Dijon style 

juice of 3 organic lemons 

1 tablespoon whey or vegetable starter using instructions provided (do not double salt in this  recipe) 

¼ teaspoon sea salt 

1 cup extra virgin olive oil, unrefined, OR  

¼ cup extra virgin olive oil, unrefined 

¼ cup extra virgin coconut oil 

½ cup sesame oil, unrefined 

Instructions 

Combine the egg, egg yolks, mustard, 2 tablespoons of the lemon juice, and salt in the bowl of a  food processor: pulse until well incorporated. 

If you are using the combination of oils instead of just the olive oil, combine the olive oil,  coconut oil and sesame oil in a liquid cup measure. With the motor running, add the oils drop  by drop to the food processor to form a mixture that has the consistency of a thin cake batter.  

Whisk in the whey. Taste: add salt and/or some or all the remaining tablespoon of lemon juice  as needed. 

Transfer to a clean 1-pint glass jar. Seal tightly and leave on the counter at room temperature  (68-72°F/20-22°C) for 8 hours, then transfer to the refrigerator. 

Note: The mayonnaise can be refrigerated for several months and will become firmer as it ages. 

Bonus! 

Live, Fermented Pickles 

makes 1 quart 

Ingredients 

6-8 pickling cucumbers, or more to fill jar 

fresh dill, about 1 tablespoon chopped or more as desired (or just use fronds) 3-4 cloves organic garlic, peeled and chopped 

1 tablespoon sea salt 

4 tablespoons or ¼ cup whey (or one more tablespoon of sea salt or vegetable starter) 1 cup room temp filtered water or more to cover 

Optional: other herbs!

Instructions 

Slice pickling cucumbers lengthwise and fit into jar. 

Mix the rest of the ingredients and pour over cucumbers. Be sure the liquid covers the  cucumbers; leave one inch space from the top. Seal tightly.  

Leave on the counter at room temperature (68-72°F/20-22°C) for 3 days or until the lid is taut  (you cannot press it down with your finger; no longer than 5 days) and then place in the  refrigerator.  

Note: you may use regular cucumbers for this recipe, but they often become mushy when  fermented. To avoid this, some people add grape leaves, oak leaves, bay leaves or mustard  seeds (which contain tannins) which can help maintain crispness. If you use regular cucumbers  and they do become mushy, do not despair (nor throw them away)! Chop them up, put them  back into the jar and you have fermented relish! 

Enjoy!

Monica Corrado, MA, CNC, CGP is a teaching chef, Certified Nutrition Consultant, and Certified GAPS Practitioner who is passionate about illuminating the connection between food and well-being. A member of the Honorary Board of the Weston A. Price Foundation for almost 20 years, Monica is a dynamic teacher, speaker, consultant, and author who lives to share the tools, knowledge and inspiration to cook nourishing, traditional food. Monica is also The GAPS (Gut and Psychology Syndrome™) Chef”, and teaches cooking for the GAPS diet for Dr. Natasha Campbell-McBride’s GAPS Training team.

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Live, Fermented Ketchup

Source: Monica Corrado

Course: Condiments

Yield: 2 pints

Serves:

Ingredients

  • 4 small cans or jars (24 oz.) organic tomato paste or 24 oz. tomatoes that you have cooked down, so no liquid remains
  • 4 tablespoons or ¼ cup whey (or use vegetable starter using instructions provided) 1 tablespoon sea salt
  • 14 cup maple syrup - Grade B best or liquid honey
  • 3 cloves garlic mashed
  • 12 cup fish sauce (no MSG or soy)

Directions

  1. Whisk all ingredients together in a large bowl.
  2. Put in wide mouth, pint jars, leaving at least one inch space from the top.
  3. Seal tightly and leave on the counter at room temperature (68-72°F/20-22°C) for 2-3 days. Then place in the refrigerator.
  4. Note: Will keep for a month or so after opened.

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Live, Fermented Salsa

Source: Monica Corrado

Course: Condiments

Yield: 1 quart

Serves:

Ingredients

  • 4 medium organic tomatoes peeled, seeded and diced
  • 1 medium organic onion finely chopped—red or yellow
  • 1 small chili pepper hot or mild, or more if preferred
  • 6-8 cloves organic garlic peeled and finely chopped
  • 1 bunch cilantro chopped (or another herb such as basil, Thai basil, oregano, or a combination) 1 tablespoon sea salt
  • 4 tablespoons whey or an additional tablespoon of sea salt, (or use vegetable starter using instructions provided)
  • pure water if needed to cover tomatoes

Directions

  1. To peel and seed tomatoes, remove the core and “score” with an “X” on the bottom. With a slotted spoon, drop tomatoes in a pot of boiling water for about 10 seconds. Remove and peel. Cut tomatoes in half, squeeze out and discard seeds. Then chop coarsely.
  2. Stir all the ingredients in a bowl and then transfer to a wide mouth ball jar. Be sure the liquid covers salsa and leave one inch space from the top. Seal tightly with a two-piece lid.
  3. Leave on the counter at room temperature (68-72°F/20-22°C) for 2 days or until the lid is taut (you cannot press it down with your finger; no longer than 5 days) and then place in the refrigerator.
  4. Note: Will keep for about 2 weeks after opened.

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Live, Fermented Mayonnaise

Course: Condiments

Yield: 1 ½ cups

Serves:

Ingredients

  • 1 whole, pastured egg at room temperature
  • 2 pastured egg yolks at room temperature
  • 1 forkful mustard (fermented best) or Dijon style
  • 3 organic lemons juice of
  • 1 tablespoon whey or vegetable starter using instructions provided, (do not double salt in this recipe)
  • 14 teaspoon sea salt
  • 1 cup extra virgin olive oil unrefined, OR
  • 14 cup extra virgin olive oil unrefined
  • ¼ cup extra virgin coconut oil
  • 12 cup sesame oil unrefined

Directions

  1. Combine the egg, egg yolks, mustard, 2 tablespoons of the lemon juice, and salt in the bowl of a food processor: pulse until well incorporated.
  2. If you are using the combination of oils instead of just the olive oil, combine the olive oil, coconut oil and sesame oil in a liquid cup measure. With the motor running, add the oils drop by drop to the food processor to form a mixture that has the consistency of a thin cake batter.
  3. Whisk in the whey. Taste: add salt and/or some or all the remaining tablespoon of lemon juice as needed.
  4. Transfer to a clean 1-pint glass jar. Seal tightly and leave on the counter at room temperature (68-72°F/20-22°C) for 8 hours, then transfer to the refrigerator.
  5. Note: The mayonnaise can be refrigerated for several months and will become firmer as it ages.

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Live, Fermented Pickles

Course: Condiments

Yield: 1 quart

Serves:

Ingredients

  • 6-8 pickling cucumbers or more to fill jar
  • fresh dill about 1 tablespoon chopped or more as desired (or just use fronds) 3-4 cloves organic garlic, peeled
  • 1 tablespoon sea salt
  • 4 tablespoons or ¼ cup whey (or one more tablespoon of sea salt or vegetable starter) 1 cup room temp filtered water or more to cover
  • Optional: other herbs!

Directions

  1. Slice pickling cucumbers lengthwise and fit into jar.
  2. Mix the rest of the ingredients and pour over cucumbers. Be sure the liquid covers the cucumbers; leave one inch space from the top. Seal tightly.
  3. Leave on the counter at room temperature (68-72°F/20-22°C) for 3 days or until the lid is taut (you cannot press it down with your finger; no longer than 5 days) and then place in the refrigerator.
  4. Note: you may use regular cucumbers for this recipe, but they often become mushy when fermented. To avoid this, some people add grape leaves, oak leaves, bay leaves or mustard seeds (which contain tannins) which can help maintain crispness. If you use regular cucumbers and they do become mushy, do not despair (nor throw them away)! Chop them up, put them back into the jar and you have fermented relish!
  5. Enjoy!

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